FitClub London

You will be required to pay a £20 refundable deposit. If you show up on time, you will get this back. Or you can choose to donate as these things aren't free to host.

You can choose 'Other' when you go to pay and you can pay more than £20 if you wish. The link will be active after the event. Pay less if you want as well. I suppose I can't stop you. Or pay nothing and just show up (as long as you show up on time)

Don't be. If you are, I keep your deposit and we start without you.

Acts of god or emergencies will be taken into consideration. Just text me on 07886029603 and let me know. This will not affect your deposit.

We've been doing this since 2018 and as a big annual event for 4 years. We have a tug-of-war, obstacle courses, relay races, smash each other with zorb balls, double and single dutch skipping among other things. We put you into teams and you battle it out against each other over 7-10 different activities.

Appropriate clothing and maybe some water

Despite rumours (which I probably propagated by putting a mock advert out) there will be no free food provided. If someone wants to offer, then be my guest.

I don't know of any chicken shops locally.

There are toilets nearby (about 1-2 minute walk). Maybe there is a hosepipe you can find to freshen up after.

Yes, yes there is. Very close by actually. We'll be right near the entrance. I couldn't tell you how much though

No. No one else is (that I know of).

That's what we want. As long as you don't get violent with it.

Winners - glory and sense of satisfaction
Losers - why should they get rewarded? I suppose character building is something.

People get wetter. The games get funnier.
No, it will be cancelled most likely. Don't fancy my equipment getting wet and muddy.

1. You do not talk about FitClub
2. We don't either. We make them up as we go along.

Then you will be fined.

For every transgression, you will be fined £10. There is no maximum penalty. This will be donated to charity.

Not at all. Stamina for laughing is probably going to be more important than stamina for running.

Hopefully, with any luck. How do you think everyone else will look?

Perfect. You'll feature in next year's highlight reel. In fact, look out for last year's blooper reel.

Then we cancel it and all this nonsense will have been for nothing?